Deadbeatsister T-shirts

Tweet Tweet! Bird shirts are here!

One day these birds will up and fly off your chest and take human form, much like that damned crow-woman who's always up in the Ewoks' shit!! You've been warned.

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Price: $18

Introducing the Derelict Daughters . . .

Dinah Mite

This orphan never had time for bullets and guns.
Being adopted by demolition experts left Dinah with one philosophy in life

. . . "why smoke 'em out when you can blow 'em up?"

Ambrosia Arsenic

A toxic little tart onstage and off,
hopeful suitors flock to Ambrosia's dressing room
But only one will end up in her arms

. . . cold and stiff.

Ginger Gunpowder

A sharp eye and a fistful of Smith and Wesson,
she could shoot a barfly off a barstool in Barstow.
Ginger's got the fastest draw this side of the Mississip

. . . but only when she's drunk.